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THESE ARE THE SHORTS THAT BIND ME
(chorus)
These
are the shorts that bind me. Reminding me of
you
These
are the shorts that bind me. The way you used to
do.
These
are the shorts that bind me, with hearts and arrows
too.
They
grab me, move me squeeze me, please me,
Like
you used to do.
verse
1.
She bought 'em from a salesman who had lectured her one
day.
About
the shorts and games that men can play.
Perfection
and erection is the magic they can do.
Hearts
and arrows mark the spot where love comes proudly
through!
(Repeat
chorus:)
2.
You loved to have me wear 'em and parade around the
room.
The
front of me was bursting out with pride.
And
to the bed you'd lead me, you had lovin' in your
eyes.
Hearts
and arrows mark the spot where you were
satisfied!
(Repeat
chorus:)
3.
I'm walkin' down the street and feeling pickin'in my
seat.
There's
something that's a grabbin' at my loin.
Then
suddenly I think of you and things we used to
do.
Hearts
and arrows mark the spot a' stirring in my
groin!
(Repeat
chorus;)
4.
You once were satisfied with boxer shorts and bursting
pride.
The
tightness of those shorts began to grow.
Then
suddenly those shorts no longer held your lovin'
eyes.
Hearts
and arrows lost the spot and now it's time to
go!
(Repeat
chorus:)
5.
So now you've gone away, but these old shorts are gonna'
stay.
Remembering
the games we used to play.
They've
even got a hole to play thru, with or without
you.
Hearts
and arrows mark the spot my hand is guided
through!
(Repeat
chorus and end. Chorus’s may be omitted as needed to shorten
song)
(crowd
hoots and hollers as the song progresses. Can be
choreographed)
NO MATTER HOW BLACK OR HOW EMPTY
THE NIGHT
THE DREAM CATCHER
HOLDS
ALL OF YOUR DREAMS
Denny
Hamann
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